Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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