first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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