ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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