margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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