Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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