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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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