you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
