how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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