bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
