Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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