If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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