somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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