We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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