Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I party with great urgency now.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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