singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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