Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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