well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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