i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
