He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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