Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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