Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
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