Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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