someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
whose parrot is this?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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