I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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