ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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