Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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