I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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