I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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