I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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