yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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