Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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