Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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