I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
