I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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