I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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