just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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