Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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