it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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