pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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