Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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