Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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