You made me cry and you don't even care
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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