You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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