bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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