i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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