It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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