For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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