There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think a kid would responsible me up
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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