Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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