your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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