That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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