do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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