omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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