why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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